LETTER #2

This letter isn't really a letter but more of a glorified BLOG entry. The topic of this "letter" is movies i want to see. All the movie trailers are from apple.com which is a great place to go when your bored because movie trailers are actually VERY not boring when they are not before a movie you want to see really badly or if they're not being played a thousand times on televison! Click on the movie names to go to their trailer.

: Do not ask me why I want to see this...It makes no sense to me at all.

: I just think this looks funny and it is also kind of-sort-of-an origional plot. Kind of.

: I know that this isn't going to be like-anything like the book but, neither was the Princess Diaries and that was still a pretty good movie. OYA-to all those peoples on the Ella Enchanted IMDB message boards: Anne HATHAWAY TOTALLY DESERVES THIS ROLE! SHE DID A TOTALLY GOOD JOB IN PRINCESS DIARIES AND SHE IS GOOD AT THESE KINDS OF CHARACTERS!

: I want to see this not because of Lidnsey Lohan, but because I want to know more about the story. It looks kind of funny.

: I also want to know more about the story but it looks kind of kool!

: First of all I LOVE BEN STILLER and like JENNIFER ANISTON. This looks like such a funny movie!

: The song is really catchy. It looks very interesting and I like the style of the drawing.

: WELL DUH! ITS SHREK! Who cannot not go see the sequal to shrek huh?

: This looks just plain good because like every PIXAR movie is.

: Well it has WILL FARRELL who i like LOVE! It also looks really funny!

: I WANNA SEE THIS MOVIE SOOO BADLY! Well it comes out in like 2 weeks anyway so im good.

: I kind of want to see this. It looks kind of funny.

: ITS SPONGEBOB!

: Adam Sandlers so funny and this looks so kewl

: This looks very interseting

: it looks kinda funny.

: why wouldnt i wanna see it! The song is soooo kool

LETTER #1

11-19-03

Dear QF,

I know that this is your space

but tis mine too,

If you do not see that this desk is messy

you are stupid, fool,

Clean up that ricecake

you ate last friday, that is all stale,

If you would just clean this up

you would be at the end of my tale.

Now enough silly poetry! I know this is true

But I know better, better than you!

You have one million cds

laying around

If you do not clean me

I am throwing you out!

Get of your lazy but and clean this freakin desk! Stop playing THE SIMS and going on the MEG CABOT and The WHooPE spot websites long enough to just tidy up! JESUS CHRIST YOU LAZY BUM!

And in the words of Lemony Snicket,

With all due respect,

LEMONY SNICKET

(This is what I call myself because you have shamed my name: DESK)