Welcome to the first issue of the Horn Coloured Goth. This is my newest project, seeing as I am the patriarch of SimCity's Wealth and Glamour, I am quite rich now. The Horn Coloured Goth is named in honour of my beautiful wife, Cornelia Goth. Her name's meaning is Horn Coloured, thus having my newspaper called, the Horn Coloured Goth. In this paper there will be pet show reports, movie times, reviews, and other things. I would like to thank the entire staff of THCG.
Thank you, G. Goth.
-Tiffanny Burb
Fashion and Gossip
(Photos by Selma Snapshot and Papa Razzo)
On Saturday the Two Biggest names in Studio town, Supestars Tina Somebody and Lynn Starr modeled cotoure for Rico Fabrician's new line called-a Model or a Roadmap.
Mr. Fabrician had only this to say, "My Show! Eet eez wrecked! Dose stupeed mohdels are rooeneeng my show!" Tuff Luck Mr Fabrician! The fans all loved it according to 3 of the watchers. "I loved it! Tina and Lynn were sooo beauty-ful!" Shouted Liz Rosenburg. "Oh Tina is soo pretty!" commented Marvie Lous and "Lynn's hair is gorgeous" from Bi ghair.
Overall the Fashion show recieved 6 ****** from me. I personally loved the Roadmap couture that Lynn Starr wore. She made me think I was lost and I had actually pulled out my roadmap! Hahaha!
Now for a special interview from Lynn Starr.
Tiff: Hello Lynn! Thank you for being with us today! How do you think the show went? Will you ever model for Rico again?
Lynn: Oh Tiffany, the show went great I thought, but when Tina and I got offstage all he could do was yell at us and say the show must go on-without us! Imagine that! I will never model with him again!
T: I'm sorry to hear that, how was Tina on the other hand.
L: Oh Tina was fine, I did a Rock and Roll Music Video for her once...
T: thanks for being with us Lynn Starr! You are simply ravishing!
Tina Modeling "A Bumble A Bee"
