Review of Tonght we Dance

I am Elden Hick, and yes I am actually writing a pair of graphs! Anyway, instead of doing comunity service for stealin dogs foods, I gets to write the Movie Review Coloum for THCG. Nah, I'm just jokin! I don't speak like that. I enjoy Classical music so when I went to see Tonight we Dance (which was supposed to have amazing classical music, I was taken aback by how bad it was! There was absolutley NO classical music and Fauxto Genic (Fo-Toe) was extremely boring! DO NOT GO SEE THIS MOVIE! The Plot was horrible. It was a young dancer meets an old dancer and despite their differences they go to the ball together and get married. EEEEUCK! -******.

-Elden Hick

Movie Critic

Review of Simsons

I am Mama "Maybille" Hick and I am helpin my son get started. I actually do talk like a HICK! Hehe *hic* *hic* hehe. I went and saw the Simsons with him and I loved it. Bart Simson and Homer Simson played by Strange L. and Craze E. were wonderus! Hehe. I would give it a thumbs up...no wait that's that Rogert Ebert's line...so... I give it 15 bazillion dog turds! (Elden: I'm sorry, what she means is Stars)

-Elden's Mama

Mama Movie Critic